*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
I really should smoke every night because I end up sleeping at like 12 or 1 instead of staying up til fuckin 3:45 every night
when you’re on your computer and someone’s standing behind you
your baby pictures and other stuff on your profile (like Ribbi was saying: level of education, family history, etc). There are certain things that disqualify you like if you’ve slept with someone with an STI or if your family has a history of schizophrenia or something. Anyway once someone picks you you start on birth control so they can monitor your hormone levels, then you have to take a bunch of shots, then surgery. I’m scheduled for surgery on March 18 which is luckily my spring break. But really there isn’t that much recovery time. They just stick a probe up your hoo ha and suck out the follicles and you’re done. You might be a little sore and you can’t drive yourself bc you’re under anesthesia. Also a lot of people are turned off by it because you are HYPER fertile during this process and you can’t have unprotected penis-vag sex during the whole process (which takes about a month) so there’s that. Let me know if you have any questions about it!
Wow, thank you! It doesn’t sound all that bad, and if you’re getting $7000 at the end of it, it sounds great. I think I can even deal with a little bit of pain as long as it doesn’t effect my health.
; -; my baby pictures are hella fugly no one wants my ugly ass or my ugly ass eggs ; -;
otherwise i would so do this
Ribbi you’re gorgeous stopppp! Haha I was thinking about trying to donate my eggs but I am not pain tolerant at alllllll especially in sensitive areas, I could hardly handle my first pap smear :c